IT may be queer, but true.
BEAR'S BURFDAY is tomorrow 06/29
Cards and letters ($$$ enclosed), OH THE GIFTIES.
Should begin PURRing in jest any minute now.
NOT TOO LATE chaknow.
Neiman-Marcus offers overnight shipping.
I think Porsche does too.
What a sad, boring little world this would be wifout Bear.
And, for all you cheapskates and tardies out there...
Vito will be over later to spur you on. (Inspire with gunfire ith hith motto)
If any of you HOTTTTDAMN hunky hotties want to tie a ribbon on your ***
and shoot yourself ovah to the cave..who would I be to argue.
Okay. I will be sitting heah waiting.
At 3pm tomorrow, there will be a memorial service to honor all those who celebrated with me last year. HEHEHE...
Then we will lay a wreath on the mass grave of all those who FORGOT MAH BURFDAY.